For Halloween, an image from days of yore

That is the NCFocus proprietor, in photo at right.

But lest your jaw drop at my wild youth and a newfound regard begin to sprout within your br^H^Hchest, a confession is called for: I can't play the guitar (which was borrowed), and the hair was achieved with gelatin.

In retrospect, composing Halloween-style photos like this was pretty dumb.