Don't worry, be happy

Been lying awake nights wondering how you'll ever be able to afford an Armstrong Williams, Maggie Gallagher, or even Mike McManus?

Well, fear no more. Loyal NCFocus reader 'Gertrude' says you can turn that frown upside down - for a very reasonable fee, the Conservative Talk Show Host For Sale on EBay could be yours.

He's cute, too.

Current bid is just $1,025.77.

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and, on a completely unrelated note - by way of Ed Cone, the Earlham College (Indiana) cheer:

Fight, Fight, Inner Light! Kill, Quakers, kill!
Smash 'em! Knock 'em! Beat 'em senseless!
Do it till we reach consensus!

Earlham's Digital Quaker collection